Hallmark could never. These greeting cards come in 3 different sizes - Mini Card, Medium and Large. So if you need the entire skate crew to send some sunshine to a broken friend, you're all covered. 

They are also customizable for a fee! I can adjust the Explitive and break location. Just write me a note about what you are looking for.  Large 

 Folded to size A5  14.8 cm x 21 cm

 (USA Fulfillment - Half Letter - 8.5 x 5.5 in)

Medium  Folded to Size A6 - 10.5 x 14.8 cm ( USA Fulfillment - 4.25 x 5.5 in) Mini Card- Folded to size A7 (Same for USA) 5.25 cm x 7.4 cm  2.04 x 2.91 inches

Premium Matte Cardstock. Envelope Color may vary.

Ordering more than one item? Be sure to check out the Free Shipping thresholds and Saver Bundles in the additional info section!